if you really knew me

If you really knew me, you'd know that it's hard for me not to capitalize when I'm supposed to. 

You'd know that I have a birthmark on my left leg. 

You'd know that I don't like my fingers.

If you really knew me, you'd know that I need a job, but don't want to get one. 

You'd know that I'd rather go to the movies with myself than with my friends. 

You'd know that I'm OCD about the light switches going the same direction. 

If you really knew me, you'd know that I feel bad saying no. That I'm a major pushover.

You'd know that sometimes it takes me a half hour to get ready for bed because I'm too busy making faces at myself in the mirror. 

You'd know that my best friend is my brother. 

If you really knew me, you'd know that I'm really bad at remembering the words to songs.

You'd know I've never broken a bone. 

You'd know that I'm terrified of leaving high school. 

If you really knew me, you'd know that I say I have no regrets, but I really do. 

You'd know that a man in a well-fitted suit could get me with one smile. 

If you really knew me, you'd know that I love trees.